Posted by: furmanbisher | December 6, 2011

Worth Screaming About?

Tiger Woods won some kind of golf tournament the other day, one of those things during what is known as “the silly season.” Nothing official, except the money. Every player took home a check. It was Tiger’s field. He invited 17 guys to play the tour and even the guy who finished last, which happened to be Nick Watney, took home $140,000.

If you noticed the sports section Monday, the scene was made to look like a real tournament. Tiger stood with one leg hoisted, like a canine at a fire plug, and his mouth wide open, enough to swallow a cantaloupe. According to the New York Times, he was letting out a “primal scream.” In fact, I gathered that The Times was considerably unimpressed by the whole event. “It was a field of 18, none ranked in the world’s top five,” the story read. “It won him nothing but self-satisfaction. He let out a primal scream and pumped his fist so vigorously it’s a wonder he didn’t wrench his arm out of its socket.”

To carry the un-Tiger scene a stretch further, he then sent several bottles of champagne to the media center.

Ye gods, has he gone berserk? Has he lost the old sullen Tiger personality? Whenever has he ever even sent a bottle of ginger ale to a media center? More likely a bottle of milk of magnesia. So, welcome back to civilization, Tiger.

Now we’ll see if this gush of personality carries over when he really wins a golf tournament.

“It just  feels awesome,” he gushed, though the win doesn’t register on the PGA Tour. Nor does it go into his personal bank account. His take of $1.2-million goes into the Tiger Woods Foundation; I’m not sure any of us knows just how the foundation is managed and what it does.

Nevertheless, several newspapers were impressed, headlined in 48-point black type. However, most of us will save all the exhilaration until Tiger wins again on the tour, any world tour. The major wire service didn’t even cover this one with its lead golf staffer. For it was not a tournament, it was an exhibition.

PS. Word just arrived that Chevron, the oil corporation, is pulling out its sponsorship of the Tiger Challenge. Hm……….



  1. Furman, I was similarly impressed as you were about Tiger winning this “tournament.” I posted this on Facebook:

    Tiger winnining in that unofficial silly season limited field event means about as much as Georgia winning the first half of the SEC Championship game. Can’t wait to see him fold and crumble again in the majors next year.

  2. Note to Tiger: Never underestimate yourself, other folks will conveniently do it for you…..

    One little step forward, then another.

    Ralph Reimers,
    Marietta, GA

  3. Mr. Bisher,
    I was looking for your “Thankful” column this year. It was always one of my favorites. My recollection was that it was always around Thanksgiving, or in my old age was it Christmas?

  4. Those 18 players happened to be all ranked in the top 50 in the world. Ironically enough, Tiger was the lowest ranked player there. This is just plain ignorance. All the fools who hate Tiger get so caught up in what he does wrong, that they miss the good he does through his Foundation. It gives a lot of kids opportunities they wouldn’t have otherwise had. Say what you want, but last I checked, a win means you finished ahead of everyone else, and they did play golf. He did birdie the final two holes on a very tough course to win. Again, catch up to reality and drop the obvious hints of racism.

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